The holiday feasts have ended, and so we begin the new year. If any of you are like me and trying to lose weight, you occasionally find yourself fantasizing about foods you can’t have. But if you’re going to fantasize, why not go all the way? If you could eat in the realm of your […]

You hold in your hand the Great Delete Button. Gifted from an alien race centuries ago, it has the power to erase one thing, not only from history, but from reality itself. Yes, with a push of this button, you can take something and erase it from existence. Further, there will be no possibility that […]

Your Thanksgiving celebration has run into a bit of a snag. You, your guests, and most of the sides and desserts have been transported to a distant alien planet. While you’re all safe, the turkey wasn’t yet on the table when the wormhole opens up. You’re determined, however to present your guests with a suitable […]

The ultimate evil approaches earth. They are creatures bred to have every emotion removed — every emotion but hate that is. Hiding in mechanical suits (which some say look like pepper pots with a plunger sticking out), these creatures have brought even the lords of time to near extinction. Earth has only one line of […]

In a case of the worst luck in recorded human history, you walked into the middle of a meeting between a vampire, a werewolf and a zombie. Then, just to prove that Fate hates you, all three of them managed to bite you. The bites were simultaneous, or nearly so. So the three most contagious […]