“I’d love to explain, sir, but I need to get going. The next part of the plan is very time sensitive.” Director Eros stares unblinkingly at you for what feels like half a year. “Uh-huh.” You very carefully do not gulp. With quite a bit of effort, you give him an encouraging smile. He doesn’t […]

The kiss doesn’t break up. You see him trying to separate, but Ginny’s arms are like a vise. After the shock of the spectacle wears off, she stands there awkwardly, the receipt in her hand. For a moment, she starts looking around the room, trying to find something else to look at. Finally, she locks […]

 You absolutely hate it when you have to turn into a cat, but such things come with the job. There’s another person here, certainly, but for basic matchmaking reasons, that’s one form you won’t be able to take. “Ginny? Are you home?” she says as the room in general as she comes into the apartment. […]

Inspiration strikes and you make a dash back to the transmutator. This one comes right out of your training manual, but it just might work. Five minutes later, you are a sixty-seven year old man behind the desk of the printer. He arrives first. “Good morning, sonny. What can we do for you?” He seems a […]